September 20, 2007

Message to a candidate

Dearest Vannessa Lampson, Jewett Freshmen Rep Candidate,
While we appreciate your campaign efforts, we must make one correction to your "Candidate Statement." Mike D actually threw the keg out of a 9th floor window (not your window). For further reading on the matter, please see:

http://vcencyclopedia.vassar.edu/index.php/Vassar_Myths_&_Legends#Beastie_Boy_Throws_Keg.2C_Gets_Expelled
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_D

But we do love your use of the phrase "phallace palace."
Bon chance!

xoxo
Mads

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