October 4, 2007

Arson Part II

Sources are now telling us that the ex-freshman (whose name we're leaving out) was actually burning copies of Squirm in his trash can, not a graded paper. The boy recently explained how he felt in a note on his Facebook, which is no longer in the Vassar network. Apparently he was disturbed and offended by the publication.

13 comments:

grammar police said...

it's "whose," not "who's"

Anonymous said...

wow i didn't know that english professors were reading Mads...

Anonymous said...

if you got into vassar, you should learn how to use spell check. or learn to spell. preferably the latter.

Anonymous said...

if you think whether or not someone can spell is an acurate way to measure their intelligence your a moron. jackass

Anonymous said...

"you're" not "your"
and yes, knowing grammar is basic and easy, so it's not worth ignoring.

Anonymous said...

you're both pretty obnoxious :)
Go somewhere more pretentious.
Thanks.

Anonymous said...

But seriously, grammar and spelling are like really improtant.

Anonymous said...

go somewhere more pretentious?

how about...like... vassar!?

Anonymous said...

your mom is basic and easy and i use her all the time!

Anonymous said...

I like how (to the best of my knowledge) this is the most comments a Mads Vassar post has gotten to date and they're all just bickering about stupid shit like grammar. Shame on you!

Anonymous said...

grammar restricts the beautiful spontaneous expression of human emotions through words! if commas ruin the poetic flow of sentences and apostrophes destroy the aesthetic appearance of words, than fuck them! grammar is overrated and overanalyzed and that is a fact and you know it. people who pride themselves in knowing grammatical restrictions should not pride themselves in being omniscious

Anonymous said...

sorry, by omniscious i meant obnoxious

Anonymous said...

"I got rejected from Cornell. I jack off thinking about Helvetica and my other graphic design buddies call me a sellout."

Seriously, go fuck yourself, you pretentious stuck-up asshole.