October 9, 2007

Sent in to Mads

An anonymous source sent us this story:

Sophomore Kaisa Cabot has been spotted at the local Stop 'N Shop with her exboy-toy Jar Of-Pickles. A anonymous source close to the sophomore tells us that she has been spending more time with her green juicy squeeze recently. The rumors that Jar cheated on Kaisa with Spicy-Chicken Wrap last year continue to go unconfirmed.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Saucy!

Spicy-Chicken Wrap said...

I don't know who submitted this, but that accusation is completely false. Get your facts straight before you hurt someone.

Anonymous said...

this is my favorite post ever.

Anonymous said...

i hate vlasic pickles.

claussen FTW!!

Waffle Fries said...

i really want kaisa. so much. i hope the rumors about her and Jar getting back together aren't true. :(

McDonalds Hamburger said...

Man, I really wanted to tap that.
The pickles. Not the Kaisa.

A'Handful Of-Lettuce said...

Listen, when I'm inside Spicy-Chicken there's no room for little pickles. Yeah, I said it.

Anonymous said...

omg I love pickles

Anonymous said...

No way, pickles is a douche bag.

Anonymous said...

i think i just lost my appetite! (for everything except pickles that is. i am going to stop and shop right now to get them and eat a hole jar.)