November 15, 2007

Quote


"Hunters with beards, attitudes, and weaponry may be roaming through the woods."

"Leaving the antlered backpack at home and going easy on the Parfum de Bambi is highly recommended."

-Don Marsala, Director of Security, in a campus-wide email this morning

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Last year's email:

"Hunters unaware of our trespassing restrictions may be wandering through our woods bearing arms in search of the wily whitetail."
"Choosing apparel without a cervine theme will increase your chances of enjoying the upcoming holiday season."

Anonymous said...

hahah. i'm glad other people found that as entertaining as i did.

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

An email has not made me laugh that hard in a long long time.

Anonymous said...

that man is my new hero

Anonymous said...

ok it really wasn't that funny..

Anonymous said...

I thought it was funny... Isn't that photo of a lumberjack though?

Anonymous said...

hah yeah it is. but he still has a beard and a 'tude.

Anonymous said...

is that the paul bunyan statue in bemidji, minnesota?

Anonymous said...

"ok it really wasn't that funny.."

SHUT UP!!!! Why do people always bitch and moan in their comments whn everyone else is just trying to have fun! Stop being a killjoy, and just relax! Fuck!