January 26, 2008

PoliSci For Romney

Multiple sources tell us the Political Science department collectively believes Mitt Romney will be the next president of the United States.

Huh?

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Anonymous said...

NO.

Anonymous said...

just goes to show what will inevitably happen if all this obama versus hillary nonsense doesn't stop. DEMOCRATS IN 08

Anonymous said...

Hey, if a Republican wins you guys better hope it's Romney. Do some research on his views. He's pretty middle of the road for a conservative.

Besides, it's not like Hillary and Obama support gay marriage...

Anonymous said...

do ANY of the candidates support gay marraige?

Anonymous said...

Speaking as someone who has had to deal with Romney in a position of government authority, he is worthless.

Anonymous said...

"multiple sources"..."collectively"? somehow i feel like your facts are wrong on this one mads...

Anonymous said...

at least none of the other candidates believe they're getting their own planet when they die.

Anonymous said...

I agree with 7:30! Also, POLYGAMY!? All Mormons are vampires. There, I said it.

Anonymous said...

Go Mitt Romney. I honestly hope he wins. He's better than anyone on the Democratic ticket.

Anonymous said...

mitt romney is absolutely worthless, i second that comment.

the only reason he was serving as governor of massachusetts was because he pretended to be liberal. or maybe he was and is now pretending to be conservative. or maybe he was too busy raising money to run for the presidency to even be a legitimate governor. bottom line, he sucks.

Anonymous said...

alright, true mormonism is creepy, but most mormons don't believe that shit and frankly, you should know better than to assume they all do.

i think the only candidate who supports gay marriage is kucinich and possibly gravel but they're both out at this point. obama, clinton and probably edwards (haven't checked his facts) support same-sex civil unions and equal tax and healthcare benefits, and giving individual states the discretion to legalize actual marriage. which, at this point in time, is as much as the gay community can hope for. sadly, openly supporting gay marriage loses votes- even democratic ones.

romney will be president...when the pope shits in the woods and bears are catholic.