February 20, 2008

On The Cover Tomorrow

MADS EXCLUSIVE!

Tomorrow's Misc cover: Alcohol use at Vassar. The article will address the dramatic increase in hospital visits and EMT calls, particularly among freshmen.

Make sure to pick up a copy!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

yo, our class has a bunch of alcoholics in it

Anonymous said...

yea all the deans came to vsa to complain about drunken freshmen

Anonymous said...

wait the miscs out already?

Anonymous said...

no one at vassar drinks!

Anonymous said...

stop fucking calling ems then

annie said...

I don't think not calling EMS is the solution...all that will do is create even bigger problems.

Anonymous said...

do you want people to die?? of course you should call ems! don't be stupid. don't be an asshole.

Anonymous said...

lame. we don't drink more. we're just wimpier about it.

Anonymous said...

golly, i can't wait to see how the admins are gonna save us all from the evils of alcohol.

Anonymous said...

the misc isnt out yet, mads just gets it exclusive before it comes out... because mads rules.

Anonymous said...

O alcohol edu, why hast thou let us down in this manner?

Anonymous said...

I agree with 8:44

Anonymous said...

as a senior i've never seen a more terrible freshman class. first, being ambushed at senior serenading? NOT COOL. it used to be that joss only ambushed seniors. second: freshmen hanging out on my TH stoop like they live there? freshmen, know your role.