We've decided to go through the Overheard at Vassar Facebook group and pull the best quotes. Here are our favorites:
- "Pirate sex...it's just...there's nothing like it." - ACDC
- "Party in Noyes? I'd rather get written up and party in here." - Joss
- "Hell, I wouldn't fight James K. Polk. He was a badass."
- "Why give birth when you can go to the petstore?"
- Henry VIII was shooting blanks. It was his own damn fault."
- "It's not even Marx's best work. It's...it's...it's...ugh!"