May 7, 2008

Overheard At Vassar

Sorry for the lack of posts today. There's not much to write about from the library...

We've decided to go through the Overheard at Vassar Facebook group and pull the best quotes. Here are our favorites:

  • "Pirate sex...it's just...there's nothing like it." - ACDC
  • "Party in Noyes? I'd rather get written up and party in here." - Joss
  • "Hell, I wouldn't fight James K. Polk. He was a badass."
  • "Why give birth when you can go to the petstore?"
  • Henry VIII was shooting blanks. It was his own damn fault."
  • "It's not even Marx's best work. It's...it's...it's...ugh!"
Know any other good ones?

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

"i want to have sex with this paper so fucking much" - the retreat

Anonymous said...

http://www.overheardatcollege.com/?cat=25

Anonymous said...

"so you're with child?" --outside the bookstore

Anonymous said...

Prof: "Be careful what you wish for, because it might be full of cat piss."

Anonymous said...

"if lathrop caught on fire, all of poughkeepsie would get high."

Anonymous said...

Prof: "I'm willing to bet that at some point in your life, you've peed in a swimming pool. It's a natural thing to do."

Anonymous said...

student 1 - "It's like the Immaculate Contraption."
student 2 - "You mean the 'Immaculate Contraception'?"
student 1 - "Wait . . ."

Anonymous said...

"No pants, no hang out"