June 19, 2008

Jamie Lynn Gives Birth

Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to a baby girl this morning. The baby's name is Maddie Briann.

Jamie Lynn's connection to Vassar? She appeared in the 2002 classic Crossroads, as did Vassar drop-out Justin Long.

UPDATE 6/21: The Jewett Dorm President tells Mads, "I am happy that both the mother and baby are healthy."

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

uuuuugly name

Anonymous said...

Jamie should have been beaten more as a child. Poor parenting.

Anonymous said...

oooooooh, edgy

Anonymous said...

I know you're joking 5:43, but it raises a question I've wondered about before. How many Vassar students were spanked as kids? I was, but I come from a more conservative family than most people. I wonder what the connection is between corporal punishment and political ideology is?

Anonymous said...

AND TIM RUSSERT DIED

Anonymous said...

i got my ass spanked for calling my mom a "ho" when i was 7.

Anonymous said...

I wonder what the connection is between the ability to form a sentence and political ideology is?

Anonymous said...

What kind of "Vassar news" is this? This shouldn't even qualify as typical primetime news.

Anonymous said...

I agree. Mads, what're you doing...?

Anonymous said...

nice update mads.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA i'm glad we have such a caring president for jewett house.