"Before there were cellphones, there was one pay phone. You'd want to call your kids to tell them good night and some other major, famous actor would be already using it, and you'd be like, 'Get off the phone already.'"
"You share a bathroom too. That's something nobody likes. Somebody's always doing something in there. It's like camp. The toilet paper is always gross and wet."
"I'm not staying in one those dorms again. Please don't put me in there."
"We try to avoid the dorms at all costs...Having a little caddy to go to the bathroom is not for me."
"I used to have the bad dorms. There was no air-conditioning, and the communal showers are terrifying. It was a bad mosquito season. I remember that because I opened the windows to get some air."
Ok! We get it! Jeez.
Oh, and apparently the big celebrity bar is the Beech Tree on Collegeview.